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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Do you handle chickens because you look like you'd be good with cocks.

Because I swear I can see myself in your pants.

] I said: Do you want to taste my drink? I wanted to test my gag reflex and was wondering if you had anything to stick down my throat.

Can you shake my hand so I can tell my friends that I was touched by an angel? Did you just come out of the oven? So, tell me: how does it feel to look so great? Is there any chance that you could put them down your pants to warm them up a bit? I hear sex is a killer.

Because at 69 YOU have to turn around! Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Cause my dick is hard for you Babe, are you an elevator? Although this sentence may sound silly, it would be hard for a girl to refuse.

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You blow me as hard as you can, and I will tell you how drunk you are! What kind of guy are you? Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.

Would you like to watch a porno on my 60 inch mirror? All this time, I thought I was invincible.

I would call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut! I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

My injective function is onto you.

Do you have a name? But then you came and beat me with your smile.

What's the biggest moving musle in a womens body.