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None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled "coping with darkness" What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? Get a tutor, go sit in the corner and STFU until you have something intelligent to say.

80 Short Jokes and One Liners!

Yeah, they went to see "Closed For The Winter" What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking? Why don't pygmies wear tampons? o O o For Sale: Parachute.

80 Short Jokes and One Liners!

What is sometimes hard, sometimes soft and combines with crumpet to give pleasure? What's the difference between a dog and a fox? One does well to separate one's career from one's life.

93 Funny One Liner Jokes So Good You'll Laugh Till You Cry

Hillary Clinton is a strong beautiful woman and she was cheated out of the presidency… Why is Trump not in prison!?!? Start a fight with somebody when they have the hiccoughs! I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up my pillow was gone.

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How do you feel when there is no coffee? My first experience with culture shock? What do rednecks do for Halloween? No use two people remembering the same thing.

80 Short Jokes and One Liners!

What do you call a noodle that doesn't drink? Because not one will stop and ask directions.

42 Funny One Liner Jokes

" An Irishman goes up to bed every night taking a full glass of water and an empty glass with him.

The 50 Best One Liner Jokes

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive in? What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? "The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast.

80 Short Jokes and One Liners!

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise one egg? The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar.

24 Funny One

How do you organize a space party? "Is the bar tender here? Maybe some should be deleted.

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