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Cause I'm going destroy your pussy.

Are you interested in saving on your water bill? Some bitch telling you a fucking knock, knock joke! Do you sleep on your stomach? How is pubic hair like parsley? and my suit will protect you from sexually transmitted infections! I just popped a Viagra.

Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

How many men does it take to open a beer? What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Chemists do it on the table periodically.

And the ones on your face.

Do you work for UPS? ' and then I'll finish with 'Why don't we figure that out over drinks? Are you a sea lion? Cause you got that ass ma! "There's no better time than now to take me out.

Would you like a jacket? Apart from being ridiculously sexy, what do you do for a living? If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down? I can fill your interior; I see something big and pink.

Nice legs, what time do they open? Most of the time, pick-up lines are best used to build a connection through humor rather than expect instant results.

' His eyes went wide and he said that no girl had ever bought him a beer.

We just matched on Tinder.